It's fishy. It's piratical. Rory Blyth seeks links.

Since he's the genius who gave us the first truly formal "Excel as a Database" case study it's only right to give him what he seeks.

If you think my drawing sucks (likely) and want to use my artistic source as the basis for your composition (unlikely) feel free: http://geeklondon.com/images/rory.svg

Meanwhile, I will leave you with the wisdom of Bennett:

Never eat anything that smells of tuna. Unless it's tuna.

I think that's a lesson we can all identify with.

Edit: I note that I'm the only current linkophile so far who is not described as being a supergenius, or even one of those rustic conventional geniuses. I don't think this will come as a surprise to anyone. Not even family.